Tuesday, February 17, 2009

dude gets beat up

I feel sorry for him. Girl got him right in the nads. She could have piled on but she just let them count to ten, and then everyone taunted him lol.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Hot note

This is a story a buddy of mine sent me, from when he was an 18-year-old freshman in college:

I got back to my dorm room after a night of drinking to find a girl in my bed. It was a little surprising, but she had been making moves all week.

She really took advantage of me. Stripped me to my boxers, fondled me, and then palmed me in the nuts. I was half asleep but woke right up to that one.

Then she went for my dick and started to stroke me. I hear that's like a power trip to some chics -- to weaken a guy with a blow to his nuts, then make him jizz in your grip.

I lost my load pretty quick, I couldn't help it. She lowered my boxers and pulled them off, so I was just wearing my socks and my undershirt, with some jizz on my undershirt. Then she took her shirt off so he could see her in her bra, and I was rock hard again.

She laid on top of me and began to kiss my lips and hold my dick. "I made you do that," she said. "I know," I answered her. And just as I got the words out, she had nailed me with a hard knee to my groin.

I curled up into a ball, and she cuddled around me and put a hand around my sack. "And I can make you do it again," she whispered to me.

She probably could have had my virginity that night, bro. But she didn't go there. We just fell asleep with her hands all over my junk.

Friday, January 9, 2009

It's funny how he starts calling her names at the end even though he knows he can't stand up to her. Talk about asking for it lol. I don't blame him though, she is pretty cute.